“I love sharks.”
“And fish.”
“And trash.”
“And beans.”
“Wow, Tom,” I said. “That’s a lot of things! Do you love me?”
“Yep.”
Whew.
So glad he loves me.
Me and trash.
Love and Kate.
Find Me.
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Most Popular.
Dear Me.
Sometimes I like to write letters to myself a year ago.
My Major Decision
I decided to live a different life.
No Pants, Stranger Pants
My child accidentally went to school naked.
Third Place In A Hippie Sport
Third place isn't last place. It's next to last.
10 Random Things I Learned In College
Like don't date drug dealers.
Registering For Gifts
It was terrible. But then I got O'Charley's potato soup.
Parties.
We’ve Been Featured!
Alternate Headline Is: Sometimes I trick people into thinking I'm cooler than I really am. (Suckers.) (Who I LOVE.)
