Me: “Tom? What’s Daddy’s name?”
Tom: “Ke-bin!”
Me: “That’s right! Do you know what my name is?”
Tom: “Mommy!”
Me: “What’s my other name?”
*Tom thinks*
Tom: “It’s Mommy!”
Totally.
Right.
Love and Kate.
Find Me.
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Most Popular.
Dear Me.
Sometimes I like to write letters to myself a year ago.
My Major Decision
I decided to live a different life.
No Pants, Stranger Pants
My child accidentally went to school naked.
Third Place In A Hippie Sport
Third place isn't last place. It's next to last.
10 Random Things I Learned In College
Like don't date drug dealers.
Registering For Gifts
It was terrible. But then I got O'Charley's potato soup.
Parties.
We’ve Been Featured!
Alternate Headline Is: Sometimes I trick people into thinking I'm cooler than I really am. (Suckers.) (Who I LOVE.)
