“Dad, you know Mom thinks I’m not old enough to be in here.  We’re going to get in trouble.”

“Oh no!  I think I hear her!  Quick, get me out of here before she sees!”

“Whew!  False alarm.  She’s still asleep.  She has no idea how hard we party when she’s not around.”

“But actually, Dad, my neck is getting a little tired.  Maybe we should stop now.”