Hello turtle! Wanna blow this joint and go get some candy to eat?
Oh…Hi Mom! I didn’t see you standing there.
Did you hear me say candy?! I meant hands.
Yeah, yeah, turtle and I are just chatting. Nothing important. No real plans.
(Thanks for my cool turtle shirt Ms. Dana! I like it a lot.)
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