Hello turtle!  Wanna blow this joint and go get some candy to eat?

Oh…Hi Mom!  I didn’t see you standing there.

Did you hear me say candy?!  I meant hands.

Yeah, yeah, turtle and I are just chatting.  Nothing important.  No real plans.

(Thanks for my cool turtle shirt Ms. Dana!  I like it a lot.)

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