This is exactly how Tom said “Happy Wednesday!” to his mama yesterday.
The little stink.
7 p.m.: Put Tom in the bathtub.
7:17: Tom poos in bath.
7:18: I take Tom out of bath, wrap him in towel but not before I get poo on my jeans.
7:19: Take Tom to his room to wipe him down.
7:20: Bring Tom back into bathroom while I clean the tub and his toys.
7:22: While watching the running water, Tom pees on the carpet.
7:23: I say “That’s okay!” and keep cleaning the bath.
7:25: Tom poos on the carpet.
7:26: I actually laugh (insanity?) and say “No really, that’s okay! But please stop.”
7:27: I drain out my partially-cleaned tub and fill it up with a little water to wash the poo off Tom’s bum, leg and foot. You know…where he stepped in it.
7:30: Take Tom out of dirty tub and put him on a towel and say “Stay.” (Good boy.)
7:31: I spray Resolve on poo and pee. Pee is near Tom, so I put my foot on it to cover.
7:32: I clean the tub. Again.
7:36: Fill tub back up and put Tom in. Begin cleaning toys in the sink.
7:38: Scrub poo and pee spots. All better!
7:42: Tom gets his toys back. And gets another wash.
7:45: Kevin comes home and says, “Hey! How’s it going?”
7:50: I’ve stopped hysterically laughing long enough to say, “Great! Can you watch Tom for a sec? I’ve got to tell all of Facebook about something.”