Me: Hey Tom, do you want some steak?

Tom: Sssssssssssssssssss

Me: What? Do you want some steak?

Tom: Sssssssssssssssssssss. Sssssss. Ss.

Me: Umm…okay. Here you go! Mmmmmm!

Tom: Sssssssssssssssssssss.

Me: No ‘sssssssssss’. Mmmmmmmmm!

Tom: Ssssssss.

*10 minutes later*

Me: Was the steak good?

Tom: Sssssssssssssss!!!

Me: Ummm…okay. Glad you liked it!

Tom: (While getting his face washed) Sssssssssssssssss.

Me: What is up with the ‘sssssssssssssss’s’? Didn’t you like the steak? You ate it!

Tom: Ssssssss. (looks pleadingly) Sssssssssssss.

Me: Oh!!! What sound does a snake make?

Tom: (smiling) Sssssssssssssssssss!

Me: Good job, Tom! Good job! I’m so happy you liked the snake.

Tom: Sssss.