What is Tom doing?

Is he…

a) Hiding because he got in trouble.

b) Showing his mom how long the back of his hair is getting. He’s not a girl, Mom!

c) Kissing his elephant, dog and bird.

d) Playing with a truck.

If you answered “b” — I know! I’m working on it!

But the answer to the question is…

d.

(Duh.)

No, really. He is.

He’s pushing his little matchbox truck behind the animals and continuing to push it until he falls on his stuffed animals and can’t breathe.

You guys?

My son is a dedicated truck driver.

With long hair.