*Tom burps*
Me: “What was that, Tom?”
Tom: “A toot came out of my mouth!”
Laughing me: “Oh, well when a toot comes out of your mouth it’s called a burp!”
*Two minutes later, Tom toots*
Tom: “Mommy! A burp came out of my BOTTOM!”
Laughing me gives up on trying to correct this, and instead posts it to Facebook.
The End.
He is just too clever