Tom is hysterical.
The things that are coming out of his mouth these days are beyond awesome.
I want him to say more things.
And I want to be able to write them down as soon as he says them.
And I want to be able to portray to you what was happening when he said them.
But it’s been a little difficult because he honestly says something that makes me laugh constantly.
And I can’t write it down because one/both kids will want my pen, fight over it and stab themselves.
(Sounds dramatic doesn’t it? It’s still true!)
But the other day I quickly wrote down just a few of the things Tom said in one hour.
Just so you get an understanding of the level of entertainment I get to listen to every day.
Scene: Huck is sitting outside the closed bathroom door because Kevin is inside, and he wants him to play.
Tom: “Huck is sad because his dad is sitting on the potty.”
Tom: “When you get married, you wear underwear.”
Scene: Kevin forcing us to watch some show on PBS of a woman singing a love song on a variety show in the late 50s. Seriously.
Tom: “That lady is sad because she misses her parents. She misses her mom and dad.”
Me: “Oh, yeah? Where are they?”
Tom: “In a cage.”
All of these made me laugh. They make me laugh still.
Tom really loved that PBS show.
(It was kind of interesting. Don’t tell Kevin I said that, though!)