To my knowledge, Alice has never watched an episode of Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
It’s a Disney cartoon that Tom is sometimes very mildly interested in.
So…he never really watches it.
But the other day at Target, Tom just knew Alice would want to hold a HUGE toy Jake, so he gave it to her.
And oh how she loved it.
She hugged it.
She kissed it.
She put in the cart with her and leaned her head on it.
It was a love affair right there in the middle of the store!
So anyway, I took a picture of it.
And later when I was trying to tell her Daddy all about how she’d already ditched him for another man, I showed him the picture.
And Alice saw it.
And she got all excited and pointed at it and bounced up and down LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL!
And then…she did this:
She is hugging the phone!
The phone that has the photo of her and her pirate boyfriend on it!
I think she’s seriously in LOVE, you guys.
Alice and Jake, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…