To my knowledge, Alice has never watched an episode of Jake and the Neverland Pirates.

It’s a Disney cartoon that Tom is sometimes very mildly interested in.

So…he never really watches it.

But the other day at Target, Tom just knew Alice would want to hold a HUGE toy Jake, so he gave it to her.

And oh how she loved it.

I mean.

LOVED IT.

She hugged it.

She kissed it.

She put in the cart with her and leaned her head on it.

Dude!

It was a love affair right there in the middle of the store!

So anyway, I took a picture of it.

And later when I was trying to tell her Daddy all about how she’d already ditched him for another man, I showed him the picture.

And Alice saw it.

And she got all excited and pointed at it and bounced up and down LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL!

And then…she did this:

Y’all!

She is hugging the phone!

The phone that has the photo of her and her pirate boyfriend on it!

I think she’s seriously in LOVE, you guys.

Alice and Jake, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…