To my knowledge, Alice has never watched an episode of Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
It’s a Disney cartoon that Tom is sometimes very mildly interested in.
So…he never really watches it.
But the other day at Target, Tom just knew Alice would want to hold a HUGE toy Jake, so he gave it to her.
And oh how she loved it.
I mean.
LOVED IT.
She hugged it.
She kissed it.
She put in the cart with her and leaned her head on it.
Dude!
It was a love affair right there in the middle of the store!
So anyway, I took a picture of it.
And later when I was trying to tell her Daddy all about how she’d already ditched him for another man, I showed him the picture.
And Alice saw it.
And she got all excited and pointed at it and bounced up and down LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL!
And then…she did this:
Y’all!
She is hugging the phone!
The phone that has the photo of her and her pirate boyfriend on it!
I think she’s seriously in LOVE, you guys.
Alice and Jake, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…
You have more will power than me-with a look like that it would have come home with us!
I love the hugging the phone picture! She loves it. Loves.