Tom will be turning SIX years old tomorrow.

I mean, I pretty much really remember being six.  And now my little baby Thomas will be that age!

And 6-year-old Tom is sure to be a hoot, just like the 5-year-old version has been.

So like last year, I’ve decided to share with you my favorite quotes from one of my favorite kids.

Here are the funniest things my funny guy has said this past year…

1.  February 14, 2015
Tom: “I went big poo in the potty!”
Me: “Good job!”
Tom: “Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom!”

2. February 23, 2015
Tom: “What are you doing?”
Me: “I’m trying to get this video to play, but it won’t.”
Tom: “Well, barn-it.”

3. March 3, 2015
*Tom hands me a piece of paper with ‘Tom’ written on it.*
Tom: “I have signed off. No more Tom! From now on, I am James.”

4. later on March 3, 2015
Me: “Did you tell people at school that you wanted to be ‘James’ now?”
Tom: “Yes, but I didn’t know how to write it, so I had to still be Tom.”

5. March 23, 2015
Tom (while eating the dinner I made): “After this can we have a snack at the Japanese restaurant? Like their chicken, rice and sauce?”

6. April 18, 2015
Tom: “I don’t want to born any babies.”
Me: “You don’t want to be a dad?”
Tom: “Do dads have to born babies?”
Me: “No. Only mommies.”
Tom: “PHEW! Ok.”

7. May 26, 2015
Alice: “Man-it!”
Me: “That sounds like a bad word, so let’s not say it.”
Tom: “You should call the president and tell him it’s a new bad word.”

8. June 6, 2015
“Mom? This sandwich is sort of horrible.” –Tom

9. July 19, 2015
Tom: “Your breath smells bad.”
Me: “I just brushed my teeth! It smells like mint!”
Tom: “Yeah. And mint smells terrible.”

10. November 3, 2015
Tom: “I’m not going to play with this toy ever again! Only on Christmas! That’s my judgment!” *cries* #timechangeishard

11. December 9, 2015
Alice: “I made you a Santa Claus ornament at school today!”
Tom: “Well, you just wait until you get to Kindergarten, Alice. It is TOUGH.”

12. December 25, 2015
(Watching Jurassic World)
Tom: “Best movie ever!!”
Me: “I’m gonna have nightmares.”
Tom: “Yeah, awesome nightmares!”

LOVE that hilarious kid of mine!