Love and Kate.
- RT @Mikel_Jollett: A political party which allowed 200,000 innocent people to DIE is running around calling itself “pro–life.” 1 week ago
- “I love you more than...my favorite shirt!” -Alice 3 weeks ago
- RT @JimGaffigan: Can you imagine if a President bizarrely claimed a highly contagious virus would “just disappear” like 30 times over 6 mon… 3 weeks ago
- *i hear Alice choking on water* “Don’t worry, mom! This is just my nightly routine. (Choke, choke.) Choking before bed!” 1 month ago
- RT @birbigs: “I can’t win so I’ll just cheat.” 38%: I like this guy. 1 month ago
Tom on MommyShorts!
Category Archives: Quotes
“I love sharks.” “And fish.” “And trash.” “And beans.” “Wow, Tom,” I said. “That’s a lot of things! Do you love me?” “Yep.” Whew. So glad he loves me. Me and trash.
Just in case you thought being a stay-at-home mother was a thankless job… “Good job cleaning the poop, Mommy!” Tom told me that last night after he had a little mishap in the tub. He also wanted to show the … Continue reading
*Tom burps* Me: “What was that, Tom?” Tom: “A toot came out of my mouth!” Laughing me: “Oh, well when a toot comes out of your mouth it’s called a burp!” *Two minutes later, Tom toots* Tom: “Mommy! A burp … Continue reading