Category Archives: Quotes

“I love sharks.” “And fish.” “And trash.” “And beans.” “Wow, Tom,” I said.  “That’s a lot of things!  Do you love me?” “Yep.” Whew. So glad he loves me. Me and trash.

Just in case you thought being a stay-at-home mother was a thankless job… “Good job cleaning the poop, Mommy!” Tom told me that last night after he had a little mishap in the tub. He also wanted to show the … Continue reading →

*Tom burps* Me: “What was that, Tom?” Tom: “A toot came out of my mouth!” Laughing me: “Oh, well when a toot comes out of your mouth it’s called a burp!” *Two minutes later, Tom toots* Tom: “Mommy! A burp … Continue reading →

Me: “Can Huck play trains with us?  Doggies like to play trains.” Tom: “No!  Huck doesn’t have hands.  He has toes.  He needs hands to play trains.” Me: “Oh.” Apparently the number 1 rule of train-playing is: Must have hands. … Continue reading →